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Saturday, August 28, 2004
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John woke up early in the morning, with a bad
hangover.
He forced his eyes to open...
found a glass of water and painkillers on the
table besides his bed
and his work clothes tidily-ironed and folded on
the other side of the bed.

He took the painkillers and fond a note
underneath:

Honey,

I'm going for shopping.
I've made you breakfast.
Have it when it's still hot.
Love you~~

He went to the dining table and found his fav
brekky plus a morning paper.

He asked his son

Son,
tell me what happened last night?

The son answered

Errr...
You came home at 3
walking zig-zag and shouting to us so loud
breaking some furniture
then funnily banging your head to the wall
thats how you got the black eye...

He didnt understand

But, why now the house is so clean, where is
those breaking furniture?
and your mom isnt angry at all and also making
me a great brekky?

The son smiling at him, replied

Right...
See, mom was pissed off to see you come home
deadly drunk last night.
She dragged you to the room and tried to change
your dirty clothes.
When she took off your pants,
you yelled at her


Hey, Missy
You'd better stay away from me!!!
I'm married! ...

Conclusion:
Drunk - $2,000
Broken furniture - $15,000
Breakfast - $250

Say the right (or sweet) thing - PRICELESS

{ danced @ 11:36 PM )

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the girl``

sharon
17121989
andersonsec
victoriajc
denvers (:


her wants``

lose weight!
become a great cheerleader
stay happy
people ard her to be happy (:

say something``



her past``

10/01/2003 - 11/01/2003;
11/01/2003 - 12/01/2003;
12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004;
01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004;
02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004;
03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004;
04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004;
06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004;
07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004;
08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004;
09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004;
10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004;
11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004;
12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005;
01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005;
05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005;
06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005;
07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005;
08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005;
09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005;
11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005;
12/01/2005 - 01/01/2006;
01/01/2006 - 02/01/2006;
02/01/2006 - 03/01/2006;
03/01/2006 - 04/01/2006;
04/01/2006 - 05/01/2006;
05/01/2006 - 06/01/2006;
06/01/2006 - 07/01/2006;
07/01/2006 - 08/01/2006;
08/01/2006 - 09/01/2006;
09/01/2006 - 10/01/2006;
10/01/2006 - 11/01/2006;
11/01/2006 - 12/01/2006;

her soulmates``

pat ; anqi ; jenn ; qiao ; fabby ; dean ; luan ; huijuin ; fangyi ; hongxiang ; jacq ; liyin ; shan ; bryan ; jeannie ; eunice ; weijie ; jingjie ; jeremy ; pearly ; dawn ; qichao ; zhiting ; 06S46 ;

credits``

layout ; j-wen
image ; I
brushes ; various sources